is it abnormal to feel slightly buzzed after gargling with listerine? the alcohol content on those things is 26.9%….

the label warning says, in bold letters, DO NOT SWALLOW. IF ACCIDENTIAL INGESTION OCCURS, CALL A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY. woo, there’s a warning. but how can one not swallow a little of it? you’re supposed to swish it all around your mouth for 30 seconds….you’re bound to ingest some of that. and maybe even get drunk like me.

i’m closing tomorrow on my new condo.

waiting for the title company to give me the final amount.

i’m so nervous, i might barf.