On the morning of the RodeoRun, just before the race was scheduled to start, I had to pee. I really, really had to pee. It was, perhaps, due to the power of suggestion, since seeing 100s of people lined up to use the port-a-potties suddenly kicked my bladder into high gear.

With less than 5 minutes left before the race was scheduled to begin, I started to panic slightly. JP commented that the parking garage underground would probably be empty. I don’t know if he was joking, but I did consider it for a minute. In the end, I decided against it because the idea of squatting between two cars below downtown Houston was really, really unappealing. I think I mentioned something about how the ability to pee standing up would have been an extremely useful skill right about then.

The reason I’m sharing this is because JP sent this to me yesterday and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a looooong time. (Thanks, JP!)