I loves me my webstats.

Here are the most recent search engine keywords that brought people here to escapevelocity.org….my little slice ‘o cyber heaven:

• Two people in Ann Arbor, Michigan were researching how to freeze kimchi. 
• Inexplicably, cockroach open wings pics was a phrase of interest to two people in Toronto (do they have flying roaches in Ontario?! ew.)
• Three people at Harvard in Boston were looking up bindaeduk. Looks like the Korean Bible Study group was having a little dinner party. The sheep.
• jack johnson avocado meant something to a person in Libertyville, Illinois. Hopefully.
• Someone in Hong Kong said freeze mutherfucker.
• A person in Biglerville, PA was looking for the better luck tomorrow true story.
• Someone in New Orleans (Nawlins) was looking for a nature remedy for getting rid of roaches. My advice? Fuck that natural shit - those nasty spawns of satan deserve to be raked through radioactive toxic chemicals. Though, it’ll probably just make them stronger. The fuckers.
• I have no idea why a search for http://amleft.blogspot.com led someone to my website.
• mutherfucker. Rock on, Poland, rock on.
• Someone in Stuttgart, Germany really really had to pee.
• Someone at Microsoft Corp in Redmond, Washington was looking up cardio myopathy.
• A fellow T.Murakami fan in Japan was searching for little boy takashi murakami.
• Some disturbed individual in Dixon, California was looking for mao tse tung death photos, and got sent to my site. WTF?
• Someone in Ghana was interested in 2005 email guestbook of avocado in asia. I have no idea what that means, or why they’d end up at my site, but at least it’s not another search for dead Communist leaders.