Currently:

1. …sitting in my office, door firmly shut. A woman diagnosed as bipolar is having a manic episode in my coworker’s office. She’s screaming about pesticides, health education and getting her “cousin” Cornell West to come down and “kick some racist ass.”
2. …grumpy cuz I’m PMSing.
3. …feeling lethargic and bloated from the greasy chinese food I ate for lunch (fuckin’ cravings). This is, in turn, making me more grumpy.
4. …really need to get to the bathroom to pee, but Bipolar Woman is now sitting right outside my office. If she sees me, she will undoubtedly stop me to yak about something which will make me even more grumpy.
5. …starting to get hot. My normally freezing office is now stuffy because the door has been firmly shut.
6. …feeling sad that I couldn’t make it up to Dallas for Michael’s funeral.
7. …now listening to Bipolar Woman in my coworker’s office again, screaming about rural health care.

Since Bipolar Woman is occupied in my coworker’s office, I’m gonna sneak out for a bathroom run. Wish me luck. If I don’t return, would someone please make sure to feed Skokie.