Batman Begins was good, except for Little Miss Tom Cruise. The way I see it, she’s the Jar Jar Binks of the Batman movie - unnecessary and completely annoying.

I watched the Spurs/Pistons game tonight with someone who made the following observations in regards to the appearance and demeanor of professional sports coaches:

Basketball:
The coaches are relatively trim, and wear expensive, high-end tailored suits. They pace up and down the court, screaming and yelling at the players/referees/etc.

Football:
The coaches are chubby, and wear sweatsuits that don’t fit quite right. They wear headphones and pace up and down the field, but not as much as Basketball coaches, given that they’re chubby. They usually look like someone’s annoying uncle.

Baseball:
To their credit, baseball coaches wear the team uniform along with their players. They’d get credit for team spirit, except that all they do is sit on their ass in the dugout and chew/spit tobacco. They’re usually chubby with skinny legs.

The way all this was described to me was much, much funnier than how I’ve written it.
You had to be there.