A while ago, I threw a party. Amongst the aftermath was a case full of really crappy beer. 19 cans of crappy beer. Unable to muster up the courage to throw away these beers, I’m giving them away for free on Craigslist, my favorite place to waste oodles of time during the day.

In other news:

• I have yet to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Can’t seem to find anyone who’ll see it with me. Why the hate for Brad & Angelina? *sigh* So wrong.
• The temperature situation in my office has reached crisis level. I spent the entire day wearing a sweater, a sweatshirt AND a wool scarf. It’s fuckin’ three days before July in HOUSTON, and I’m digging into my winter clothes. Craziness.
• Please, someone, Free Katie.
• I’ve decided to run the 2006 Houston Marathon. There. I’ve said it.
• My laptop no longer turns on. I’m hoping it’s a faulty power cord. Since Dell no longer makes power cords for my ancient laptop, I had to purchase one off eBay from some “company” in Hong Kong. If I can’t get into that computer, I’m fucked.