Yes, I’m overdue for an update. I started writing an entry, but then it occured to me that my failed attempts at 6am runs may be a result of staying up past 12:30am to play on the Internet. So, I’m going to bed and will update tomorrow. In the meantime, here’s something really profound to ponder:

This past weekend, I was watching a documentary on UFOs. The filmmakers interviewed people who claimed to have been abducted by aliens. My question is:
Why is it that aliens only abduct white people? I’ve never seen an Asian, Black, Latina/o or Native American on TV describing things like little bug eyed aliens and anal probes. What’s up with that, yo?

Discuss.